Okay.  So Azula's 18th birthday is at the end of the month.  The 25th to be exact.

We need to plan a surprise party, mmmkay?  A big one. 

I need to get back at her for the party she and Sokka threw me for my 18th.  >D

If you're interested in helping out, tell me, kay?

I feel a bit shitty today.

I haven't felt this shitty in a long time.

I shouldn't feel shitty, nope.  I should feel pretty damn good but right now I totally feel like crankin' up the MCR or something.

...I guess I'm just really lonely.  I know I've been hiding it with my constant dorkiness....

I miss Uncle Iroh and mom...I miss Mai...I really miss Katara...

Sometimes I really hate hanging out with Sokka and Azula because I totally feel like the outsider.

...I'm so pathetic.  ='(

Uhm.

Zuko here.

Since we're going with a theme of happy songs...

IMMA SING SOME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

 JK.

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[locked from Azula]

Sokka, you really need to start slipping happy pills in Azula's food or something because I'm sure you already know that she's been having fucked up visions of daddy again.  =/  Srsly.  Also, even if Azula is the most fucked up person on the face of the universe,  she'd be the best psychologist in the history of forever, Y/Y?

...Anyway.

Aside from having to help clean up all that poop, life's been pretty good I guess.  That little trip to the spa was loverly.

But I'm kinda bored.  HEYHEY TATUM, WE SHOULD TOTES GO DO SOMETHING FUN.  =D

...With the power of this snazzy jetpack...

I CAN COMPLETE MY AZULA COSPLAY.  =3

[Sounds of running and heavy breathing and bursts of fire]

DAMMIT! -huffhuff-  ANYTHING BUT THE HAT!!!

[Electric zap]

AIEEEEEE~!

[Agumon's laughter]

Not -huffhuff- funny, Agumon!

Gibbs'  wanted your ass kicked and I'm more than happy to oblige!

You are the -huffhuff- worst little sister in the -huffhuff- world, you know that?  EEEEEP!  MY ASS.  YOU LIT MY -huffhuff- ASS ON FIRE!

[Sounds of them fighting go on for a few more minutes with Agumon and Renamon laughing in the background]

OMG YOU GUYS.

I has a dilemma.

What sounds cooler, Fire Lord Zuko or Pirate Lord Zuko?

...I'M THINKIN' ITS PIRATE LORD.

I'M A FUCKIN' PIRATE LORD YOU GUYS.

PIRATE LORD ZUKO.

HOW COOL IS THAT?

Guess I can't be saving Katara from any pirates anymore....xD

Well, I'm glad that's over.

Like, really glad since as a girl, last week ended up being that time of the month.  At least now I know why Azula is the bitchiest bitch in the history of bitchiness. 

...It was really, really fucking strange seeing her as a guy.  She was like HUGE.  I kind of expected it though, all the training she does.

OHOHOH.  My Drama Llama documentary is nearly completed!  I'm so excited!  =D

...I'm going to need a new project since I've already mastered playing trombone with my feet. *Nerdynerdnerd*

UhmUhm.

So I'm a girl.  A very tiny breasted girl with a big ghetto booty.

Dammit.

...I feel so small and insignificant.


AZULAAAAA CAN I BORROW YOUR CLOTHES!?!?!?

...So I totally miss Azula more than I thought I would.  There's no one to mess with anymore!

I assume things are going well with her and dad, aside from Sokka's little food stunt.  No one deserves to live off of Azula's cooking, though.  Not even dad.  I almost pity him.  Almost.

Well, in the meantime I need to figure out something to do with myself.  I know I've been busy with work, but there's only so much waitering I can handle.  Its kind of a been there done that kind of thing.  I don't really want to join up with DATS unless everyone else from Team Avatar wants to do so too though.

...I could learn how to cook?  D=  JKJK.

[locked from Ozai]

FUCK.

This is bullshit.  BULLSHIT.  A really, really, really, really,really, really nasty nightmare overflowing with BULLSHIT.

AGNI DAMN.



[Locked to Sokka]

We're not actually going to let Azula do this on her own, right?  D=

Agumon and I made it out of Tetha alright. A few bumps and scratches, but nothing too major, which is a VERY good thing. Especially since it seems I can't make it out of a big ass battle without getting completely MAIMED.

Should have seen the whole revolt thing coming, though. Things were starting to get a little too quiet, even with the big ass party going on, if you know what I mean.  That costume ball was the most fun I've had in a long ass time.

Aang, Toph, Katara, Sokka and Azula, I think it would be in our best interests to regroup for the time being.  Once we're all together again we can figure out what to do from there, I suppose. :/

So Bob#2 and I didn't even place in the talent competition....*sniffsniff*

Ahahaha, that's okay.  I only entered for the lulz anyway.  It was pretty epic seeing so many people nearly piss themselves and to see Azula nearly give herself a concussion. 

I'm kinda surprised Azula didn't get more attention, I thought she sounded gorgeous, but hey, I'm guessing that half the people in this world still have a vendetta against her for her "IMMA TAKE OVER TEH WROLD" stunt.  And that's perfectly understandable.

Oh well.  I better go be a good brother and cheer her up, I'm sure she's upset about it to some extent.

Oh man.

I'm am getting so excited about that talent competition that's coming up.  I can hardly fucking wait.  Me and Bob#2 are totes gonna PWN it up out there.  We're gonna be wearing matching outfits and EVERYTHING.

>D

BETTER WATCH OUT, 'ZULA.  IMMA KICK YO ASS, BITCH.

I am so going to PWN at the talent contest.  Jazzy trombone solos are WIN.  Maybe I can get it to be a duet if I can convince Mr. Mopey to get off the couch...Then again, he hasn't touched a trombone in months so that might not be the best thing.  BUT HE STILL NEEDS TO CHEER THE FUCK UP.  AGNI.  I AM THE EMO OVERLORD. 

As for the costume ball, I should totes go as A fairy princess Azula and bitch about EVERYTHING, Y/Y?

So I guess I was a baby for a week and I thought Azula was mom.  I'm not dead, so I guess Azula couldn't have been that bad of a mother.  Agumon said that she was taking care of Sokka too because he was five.  Glad I don't really remember much from that...

But I'm sure that it couldn't have been fun for Azula...She's not exactly mother material...

[[Private to Azula]]

But I thank you, 'Zula, for being nice enough to take care of my needy ass.  =D  ILY.  I want to do something nice for you, but I don't know what to do.  Wanna kick my ass for no good reason?  I know you like doing that.  =D

[[Private to Sokka]]

Dude.  We seriously need a guy's night out or some shit like that.  We haven't done anything together in FOREVER.  I miss yew.  =3

[[Loud, very obnoxious crying is heard in the background]]

Azula?  Are you out there somewhere?  Well, I could use anyone's help, really...My partner just shrunk and is now travel size, but he's like, twice as loud and he won't shut up!  I don't know what to do...!  I know nothing about human babies!!


((Zuko is about 2-3 years old))